Facts About Men

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and have bought jewelry.

Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.

Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow instead of a gun.

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

No man is charming all the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.