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Whee R vary homophobic. naught because whee haet gaze. wot whee fere is homophones, words that sound thee same butt arr spelled differently.

Yshould whee halve two waist hour thyme spelling words two different ways? eh say 1 whey ore thee highway! Compare:

To own two tutus is too much!   2 own 2 22's is 2 much!

Life wood bee sew much easier! If yew want two join thee revolution, hear's your chance. U's thee box below two translate whatever yew type into homophobic speak.
Article eye.
Section 1
awl legislative Powers herein granted shall B vested inn eh Congress of thee
United States, witch shall consist of eh sennit & House of Representatives.
Section 2
thee House of Representatives shall B composed of Members chosen every second
Year bye thee pipal of thee several States, & thee Electors inn each State shall
halve thee Qualifications requisite fer Electors of thee most numerous Branch of
thee State Legislature.