Did you ever notice that certain things only happen in the movies, but never happen in real life? For example:
It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.
When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment it’s aired.
Creepy music (or satanic chanting) coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
Any lock can be picked with a credit card or paperclip in seconds. UNLESS it’s the door to a burning building with a child inside.
If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode.
clipped from: www.thatwasfunny.com