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Lessons Learned


In a race that includes a former First Lady of the United States and a multimillionaire Republican senator rumored to share up to eight residences with his wife, the black guy from Chicago is unforgivably elitist.


Racism in America is caused primarily by black Chicago preachers.


The guy who keeps getting confused over the relationship between Iraq, Iran, and al Qaeda is the foreign policy expert.


The guy who goes to campaign stops on his wife's private jet aircraft is the most down-to-earth.


The guy who changed his stance on tax cuts, Roe v. Wade, immigration, gun control, the confederate flag, torture, public financing, and his own anti-earmark rhetoric is the "straight talker".


Flag pins are the measure of a man.


Success in Iraq consists of any reduction in violence, except when violence increases that's good too.