2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
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