Couldn`t we just tip a couple of lorry loads of bananas over the border in Monaghan, then watch the chimps scatter across the border in a fruit based Frenzy?

Who needs Fenians?, let`s face it, Ulster is better of without their simian dole drawing tendencies, let their motherland fork out their benefits and clean out their cages for a while, then see how keen the rest of them are for reunifcation.