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Wife 1.0 installs itself such that it is always launched at system initialization, where it can monitor all other system activity

applications such as PokerNight 10.3, BeerBash 2.5, and PubNight 7.0 are no longer able to run in the system at all, crashing the system when selected

During installation, Wife 1.0 provides no option as to the installation of undesired Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw 55.8 and BrotherInLaw Beta release

avoid the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 by sticking with Girlfriend 7.0

you cannot install Girlfriend 7.0 on top of Girlfriend 6.0

must uninstall Girlfriend 6.0 first

versions of Girlfriend have conficts over shared use of the I/O port

all versions of Girlfriend continually popup little annoying messages about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0

 Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high-maintenance

additional software

improve the performance of Wife 1.0

Flowers 3.1

Diamonds 2K

Do not,

nstall Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3

not a supported application for Wife 1.0