WEST CHESTER, Penna. - The civilized world was staggered yesterday by Jesus' off-hand remark that there are roughly 150 people in heaven. That's 1-to-the-5-plus-0 people, period, the population of septic fields like Armpit, New Mexico, and Chowder Falls, Wisconsin.
If your brain hurts from trying to cope with the notion that there are fewer people in heaven than there are in Starbucks on a Sunday morning, try coping with this instead: if fewer than one one-bazillionth of a percent of all the people who have ever lived were good enough to get into heaven, you're probably screwed.
Jesus dropped the carpet bomb about heaven's occupancy rate during his weekly meeting with The Rapture's editorial staff. When he was asked why so few people have been able to get into heaven, he replied, "We're selective."
clipped from: www.thespoof.com 