THINGS I LEARNED FROM BEING RAISED IN TEXAS

There are 5,000 types of snakes on earth and 4,998 live in Texas .

There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000

If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.

You don't have to wear a watch because it
doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done

You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them.

You measure distance in hours.

You'll probably have to switch from 'heat' to

We have four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer,