Mr. Riches© has another good showing in this complaint, entitled “Harassment on the Airwaves.” He asks for an outlandish amount of money, “$625,000,00.00 Million dollars,” makes unbelievable claims, and weaves in a good amount of popular culture. The gem: the JLR claims to be paid $3.5 million dollars per year to commit identity theft. Why would you pay a person to steal your identity? The answer: the JLR is just that good.