Jul 2 '07

Woman Raped By Cat

A woman recently ended up in the hospital with her ..ummm... genitals.. mutilated.  How did it happen?  Well it's quite a story, but it is absolutely true.

One day a lonely housewife named Svetlana visited her friend Vera.  The women shared a bottle of wine and had some girl talk.  Svetlana was sexually frustrated because her husband was always out of town, traveling on business trips.

Vera suggested they try something unusual to relieve their frustrations.  She called it "the real thing".

Enter Timka, the family housecat.  Do you see where this is headed?

Vera took off her clothes, put on a porno and laid back.  She sprinkled an herb called valerian inbetween her spread legs.  The smell of the valerian attracted the cat and he began licking her.  Once Vera had experienced this she told Svetlana, "there's nothing better than that cat's little tongue".