Pet lovers were dealt another severe blow today as thousands of dogs across the nation became sickened after their owners had apparently purchased Michael Vick Chew Toys, over the internet. No deaths have been reported as yet, but veterinarians have been deluged with what appears to be minor to occasionally severe cases of lead poisoning

Owners report that the cheaply made toys, apparently manufactured in China, suffer from peeling paint which their animals tend to swallow. An analysis of the paint has revealed unacceptable levels of lead according to FDA sources

Lawyers for the NFL had seized and assumed possession of all stocks of the toys as well as all profits.

complaints from pet owners should now be directed towards the NFL.

Chinese minister for commerce stated that

all involved were subsequently executed late this evening.