
This is a story of truth, greed and the American Way.
Oh, and also laptop battery-life benchmarks.
Second, laptop ads always use that essential tool of wiggle-roomers everywhere, “Up to.” As in, “Up to five hours.”
Folks, “up to” is one of the greatest cop-outs in the English language. You know what? I’ve got a laptop that gets “up to” 1,000 hours on a charge! Because “up to” just means “something below this number.”
Well, so what, right? Why pick on laptop makers? Every industry does it, right?
Wrong.