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Will Smith Good Actor Bobby Cutts Bad Cop

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Henry Waxman House Liberal Mohammed Elbaradei UN Nuke Expert

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George Clooney Hamas Leader

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John Kerry; Lieutenant Gomer Pyle; Private

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Jack Nicholson; Great Actor BTK Serial Killer; One Bad Actor

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John Kerry; Ornery Senator Herman Munster; Friendly Monster

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Mister Rogers; Has His Hand In A Puppet Gray Davis; Has His Hand On Your Wallet

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Peter Jackson; Golden Globe Winner Rupert Boneham; Survivor Loser

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Jack Roche; Convicted Terrorist Lon Chaney Jr.; Convincing Wolfman

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Tootsie Teresa Heinz Kerry

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Joan Crawford; Mommie Dearest Michael Jackson; Music's Weirdest

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Chelsy Davy; Prince Harry's Honey Elin Nordegren; Tiger's Balm

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Ariel Sharon; Walked On A Wall Humpty Dumpty; Fell Off A Wall

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Phil Spector Marcia Clark

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Clay Aiken; As American Idol Martin Short; As Ed Grimley

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Nick Nolte; Bad Hair Day Glen Campbell; Bad Stare Day