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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin

He was a wise man who invented beer.
Plato

Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink.
W.C. Fields

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
His reply

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Humphrey Bogart

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
W.C. Fields

I feel sorry for people who don't drink (beer), when they wake up in the morning,  that's as good as they're going to feel all day.


Frank Sinatra