*The George W. Bush Library is now in the planning stages.
> You'll want
> to be the first in your neighborhood to make
> a contribution to this great man's legacy.
>
> The Library will include:
>
> The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under
> construction.
>
> The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember
> anything.
>
> The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't
> have to even show up.
>
> The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let
> you in.
>
> The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (Which no one has been
> able to find).
>
> The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they
> make you go
> back for a second, third, fourth,
> and sometimes a fifth tour.