PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows.
government takes them and puts them
in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the
cows.
government gives you as much milk as you need.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of
them, and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them,
government takes all the milk.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows.
government takes both of them
and shoots you.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to
tell you who gets the milk.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first
government regulates what you
can feed them and when you can milk them.
pays you not to milk
them.
takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk
down the drain. Then
requires you to fill out forms accounting for the
missing cows.
PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price
or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
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