it gives Wyatt's sister tetanus, in a
particularly low-key display of Satanic might
2. Demonically possessed bed
Victims are
disrobed, surrounded by a burbling yellow goo, and sucked into an acid-filled
waterbed mattress
4. Laundry folding machine
a supremely goofy adaptation of a Stephen King short story
said baboon most
often takes the form of a limp, furry doll
11. Homicidal vending machine
It tries to take out an entire Little League team by launching cans
from its dispenser
downright adorable Dracupup
offspring
honestly what's more terrifying than a rapping
leprechaun?
the
monster looks like it was sewn together from carpet remnants and tarp
giant, disembodied brains
with glowing eyes
workers on a Pacific Island accidentally strike a
meteorite with the blade of a bulldozer, releasing a malevolent alien made out
of blue light
Giant
carnivorous mutant bunnies
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