"Removing the wheel can influence the performance of the bicycle"
"Misuse may lead to property damage and bodily injury."
On a toilet brush--
"Do not use for personal hygiene."
On car sun shield--
"Do not drive with shield in place."
On aerosol cheese can--
"Remove cap."
On a fireplace log --
"Caution: Risk of Fire."
On a Sears hairdryer --
"Do not use while sleeping."
On a bag of Fritos -- "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
On a bar of Dial soap --
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners --
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --
"Do not turn upside down."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --
"Product will be hot after heating."
On electric cattle prod --
"For use on animals only."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron --
"Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid --
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On a Japanese food processor --
"Not to be used for the other use."
On Sainsbury's peanuts --
"Warning: contains nuts"
On an American Airlines packet of nuts --
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
clipped from: luckypuppy.bravehost.com 
