Chronic Biscuit Toxicity. Patient is really fat.
The gynecology/obstetrics department.
Chronic Old Person's Disease.
Motorcycle. As in, a frequent source of organ donors.
Circling The Drain. Just picture the world of the living as a bath tub.
the patient is dying, and not to worry too much about it.
Also called an "Open and Close" or a "Peek and Shriek," this is when a surgeon opens up a patient for surgery, discovers nothing can be done to avert the inevitable, and sews them back up immediately.
Alright, Motherfucker, You're On Your Own
Patient Reassured And Told to Fuck Off.
AFU & BR - all f***ed up & beyond repair
AGA - Acute Gravity Attack (fell over)
Ass Grapes - badly thrombosed or strangulated haemorrhoids
Celestial discharge - died
DPS - Dumb Parent Syndrome
Dys-Synaptogenic - stupid
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