Butter
Your Corn, Crank the Shank, Cuff the Carrot, Five Knuckle Olympics,
Grease the Pipe, Jerk Off, One Man Tug-O-War, Play the Organ, Polish
the Rocket, Pound Off, beat the meat, stroke it, stroke, stroke off,
choke your chicken, wax the dolphin, choke the bishop, wax the rod,
change gears, walk the dog, onanism, spank the monkey, pocket pool
(through the clothing), play the upright organ, bleed the serpent,
pull the peter, plug the mellon, polish the purple helmet, tickling
the turkey, polish the wand, Chisel The Carrot,