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Calories on sex

Preliminaries:

Actually Finding the G-Spot 186 Calories

Sexual positions:

Missionary 12 Calories

Ceiling Fan 912 Calories

Orgasming:

Real 112 Calories

False 315 Calories

Post orgasm:

Getting up immediately 36 Calories

Getting a 2nd erection:

If you are: 20-29 years old 36 Calories

………. 70 and over Results still pending

Getting dressed afterwards:

Calmly 32 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door 3521 Calories