Here are some headlines we can expect to see in the year 2020 if our society continues its glorious march to the People's Revolution:
Rev. Jeremiah Wright receives Nobel Peace Prize for trendsetting work in race relations
San Francisco city ordinance: Public display of heterosexual affection (by US citizens) punishable by $1000 fine
Michael Moore sweeps Oscars with his film Bin Laden Mon Amour
Supreme Court approves quotas for mentally-retarded applicants to PhD programs in the humanities
Army announces new “fair trade” rules of engagement: Enemy must be given equal weapons before fight begins
Hamas nukes Copenhagen; UN condemns Israel
First group of infants successfully undergo lung-reduction surgery to reduce carbon dioxide emissions
First gay marriage ceremony between gorillas performed in Amsterdam
Development of squirrel-driven automobile engine halted by PETA protests
Last oil well in Texas goes dry; “A great moment for America” says Secretary of Energy
clipped from: thepeoplescube.com 