After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. 

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.

Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life.

The only completely consistent people are dead.   

The most distressing thing that can happen to a prophet is to be proved wrong.

The next most distressing thing is to be proved right.

Thought must be divided against itself before it can come to any knowledge of itself.

One passes his twenty-four months in eternity.

All the years of the beef-eater are lived only in time.