Chapstick has come a long way since the days of those fat tubes of Bonnebell. One new item on the market is Free Range Chicken Poop Lip Balm. Despite the name, there is no fowel fecal matter listed in the ingredients. In fact, the natural ingredients are rather unsurprising; soy, jojoba, sweet orange, lavender, and beeswax.

It's the name on the tube that has sticks flying off the shelves. It originated when the creator, Jamie Faith Tabor Schmidt, heard her grandfather say, "I know how to fix those chapped lips, I'll rub some chicken poop on `em so you won't be lickin` 'em." I just like the fact that no one will ask to share it if I were to whip it out for my chapped lips.