Murphy's Lawyer
My Chinese grandfather was upset that my father was marrying a white woman, but he was more upset that their first car was Japanese.
2008-11-19 13:58:00 / Rating: 168 / 
clipped from: www.onesentence.org My Chinese grandfather was upset that my father was marrying a white woman, but he was more upset that their first car was Japanese.
2008-11-19 13:58:00 / Rating: 168 /
I looked to my left and thought "The way he's driving, he's gonna run into someone," right as I smashed into the car in front of me.
2008-11-18 13:52:10 / Rating: 242 /
I met an anaesthesiologist last year who confessed after several drinks that she sometimes pops the pimples of her patients while they are asleep so that they will look better when they wake up.
2008-11-18 13:51:41 / Rating: 337.25 /
The day my Mother accidentally left my little brother at the dog pound gave me the only self-esteem boost I would ever need.
2008-11-18 13:14:45 / Rating: 119.5 /