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Niven's laws were named after science fiction author Larry Niven, who has periodically published them as "how the Universe works" as far as he can tell. Most recently rewritten on January 29, 2002 (and published in Analog Magazine in the November 2002 issue), the rules are:

Never throw shit at an armed man.

  • No technique works if it isn't used.
  • Not responsible for advice not taken.
  • Think before you make the coward's choice. Old age is not for sissies.
  • Never let a waiter escape.

  • Ethics change with technology.
  • Anarchy is the least stable of political structures.