The Mike Huckabee campaign is said to be re-examining its southern strategy after the candidate was assaulted by a disgruntled squirrel
The rodent was observed scurrying around light fixtures within the gym at Clemson University and then apparently leapt to attack Huckabee
they were relatively certain that revenge was not a motive in that it was not of a species that Huckabee has admitted to eating in the past.
The squirrel was captured, and wrestled to the ground
suffered a number of scratches to the head and bites to his ears
Security was very tight and we are at a loss to explain how the squirrel was able to get in... he had to have help anyway you figure it
DNC Chairman Howard Dean was contacted for a quote on the incident, and had this to say: "I don't profess to know much about squirrels and their behavior, but they're certainly into survival... and Mike Huckabee is arguably one of the biggest nuts there is."