Men’s rooms specially designed to allow for a wide stance
Overenthused delegates start drilling for oil on convention floor
Sarah Palin stopped by security, asked for ID
Enraged, chanting crowd burns effigy of Keith Olbermann
Confused Ron Paul delegate forgets which convention he’s at, shows up wearing Iron Man costume
Repeated attempts to serve both God and Mammon
Angry women in heavy makeup who refuse to accept they haven’t been a trophy wife since 1984
Nights two and three entirely dedicated to explaining that Bill Clinton must be stopped before he destroys the world
Fred Thompson challenges Karl Rove to an old-fashioned Tennessee jowl-off
More black speakers than in the last hundred and fifty years combined
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