1. You spend your honeymoon at a theme park. (Sadly, Legoland wasn’t built then…)

2. You never know when you’ll walk into the dining room to find the table covered with a computer broken down into all its component parts.

3. He installs stilts under the legs of your bed so his comic book boxes can fit underneath.

4. He keeps his spare change in a Miss Piggy bank (with a coin slot where her cleavage would be).

5. The ornaments on your Christmas tree consist of Romulan Warbirds, shuttlecraft, and Borg cubes.

7. He’ll patiently spend an hour building a tower for your four-year-old Superman to break down – and then comfort him when it collapses prematurely.

8. He spent more for his bicycles (and each of the kids’ bicycles) than for some of the cars you’ve owned.

9. Your kids’ college fund consists of a trunkful of first issues of his favorite comic books.