My Blackwater T-Shirt Is Worth a Bundle!
Look out eBay
here I come. My ship has finally come in. And all this time you
thought it was rotting away on the barrier reef. Don’t feel bad,
the rats thought so too. They jumped ages ago. I sure do miss my
Little Buddies.
Anyway, I am
the proud owner of an original Blackwater T-shirt! Now that Blackwater
USA… uh… Blackwater Worldwide has chickened out from all the bad
press and changed
their name to "Xe" (pronounced "zee" just
like the paper towels) the collectible value of my T-shirt has skyrocketed!
Maybe I can even sell it for enough to get the repossessed Dive
Master Special back!
In pristine,
mint condition, my Blackwater T is a size large; color… ink-squid
black… what else would it be? It sports that eye-catching red crosshairs
target motif superimposed over the white bear paw with a curved
"Blackwater" above.