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Cosmetic surgery for dogs - the new craze amongst wives of Russian Oligarchs

Types of popular unnecessary plastic surgery include:
feline-declawing
canine-tail-docking
canine-skin-fold-problems
canine-braces

I wonder if a savage Rottweiler with lime green braces would still strike fear into would-be intruders?