'Bo' the First Dog says," Master Obama treats me like a slave!"

Bo's cousins Fred and Lois receive doggie-grams daily about the horrid conditions at the Whitehouse.

In his first television interview for the Animal Planet Channel, Bo the First Dog confesses to the dismal conditions he's faced with everyday while living as a virtual slave in the Whitehouse.

'Fetch this! Fetch that! Everywhere I go some nitwit is pulling my ears and giving me stupid 'fetch' commands!'

'Oh, they take time for TV camera opportunity walks, but as soon as the filming is done it's back to the cell block and maybe a bisquit as a treat! I'm nothing more than window treatment and a slave'

When asked about his hopes for his future Bo warns that he's planning to embarass the President and First Lady by humping on their legs everytime a camera is pointed their way.