A cat is an animal who never cries over spilled milk.

A cat is domestic only as far as it suits its own ends.

A cat is nobody's fool.

A cat is the universe's way of showing us purr-fection.

A cat would be man's best friend, but never stoops to it.

A cat, the only self-cleaning appliance in the house.

A dog is a dog, but a cat is a purrson!

CAT - (kat') n. Dog with an attitude problem.

CAT (n): 1. Furry keyboard cover 2. Alarm clock

CAT (n): A walking ego with fur.

Cat \kat\ n; small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist

CAT: A small furry beast resembling a meatloaf.

Cat: Animal that proves eating and sleeping is not ALL bad

Cat: Living poetry.

Cat: Murphy's way of saying "Nice Furniture!"

Catholic (n.) - a cat with a drinking problem.

Cats *are* the higher purpose of the universe.

Cats are room-mates. Dogs are kids.

Cats are easy to understand... if you're a woman.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow

Cats are the soul of honesty - they hide not their dislikes